For men who think..

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For men who think..
” a women’s plce is in d kitchn, “
Jst rmembr, dts whr d knifes r kept..:p

ek ladki thi diwane se,
mobile lekar ghumti ti,
sharma key ghabra key woh kuch krti rehti ti,
jabi milti ti mujse hamesha puchti ti ye on kaise hota hai!!!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


Ladki: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein

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Ladki: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein
Marr Gayi
Lutt Gayi
Barbaad Ho Gayi . . .
.
Ladka- Main Kon Sa Tere Pyar Mey
BILL GATES Ban Gaya hu…

Thought of d day….
“A marriage is successfull whn it would be
Between
A blind wife & A deaf husband….” ;->

In India dr is only 1 thing whch
exist even longer dn
“COURT CASES”
.
.
.
.
“Bullshit Indian TV Serials”


Ladki: Agr ap mujhe lift denge toh mey

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Ladki: Agr ap mujhe lift denge toh mey
apko apna cell no. apko dungi,
Oficr ladka: Jahaa chaho waha chor dunga
numbr vmbr mat dena,
bas 100 Rs ka petrol dalwa dena ji
Mehangai ne oficers ko bi shareef bana diya hai…

Whtsapp + WEchat + faceBOOK + bbm
+ LIne + viber + twitTER
.
.
Now we need a car’s battery to run our Smart phones ..:p

 When some1 call’s on landline &
Ask where R’u?
Me:M in market wid telephone around ma neck..:p


ChAL Yaar joh Hogaa deka JayEga.. !! :)

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ChAL Yaar joh Hogaa deka JayEga.. !! :)
Wo kounsa ek majak hey joh Student
pehley bi krte the,Aaj bi Karte He,
Or Qayamat Tak KarteRahenge?
Are Bahoot MASTI Karli Yaar !!!
Kal Se Toh Pakka Padhai Hi Karenge.!

In Bus:-A fat girl steps on ma feet.
Girl:Sorry did dt hurt you?
Me:Not at all.
Mujhe farak nahi padta.Why don’t you try again..:p

 Whn ma friends C me wid shorter hair:-
Friends:Hey have U had a hair cut?
Me:Naaaah! It’s autumn, my hair’s shedding…:p


Mom: Bf Jab Kiss kare to bolo Dont

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Mom: Bf Jab Kiss kare to bolo Dont
Or Jab Gali lage to bolna Stop
Second day Beti:-
Mom usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya,
toh Meine bi ek sath kaha “DonT StoP”

Chaalak Ladka
Ladka: I can kiss U Evn Widout Touchng U..
Girl: Nahi Kar sakte..
Ladka: Lagi 50|50 Ki..
Girl: Okay
Ladka: Tightly Kissed Her..
Girl: Hey Kyu touched kiya tune..
Ladka: To Le Na 50 Rupe Roti Kyu hai.!!


Aftr falin in LOVE:-

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Aftr falin in LOVE:-
JINEY lagahun pehle se jyada..
After BReak Up :
PINEY laga hu pehle se jyada..;)

Mey apna dukh kise sunau.. ??
Yaaron…..
Ek he ladki ka numbr tha
Merepass woh bi alim baba ki
baton mey aakar delete kar diya.:(

Wht Is BreakuP…???
It is a Mattr of Time whn,
A JAAN Becmes JAANWER
&
CUTIEE Becomes CHUDAIL…!!