Marathi SMS Jokes

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Mulaanchya shaalejawal “DRIVE SLOWLY” asa board asto..
Pan mulinchya shalejawal nasto..
Kaa barey?
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Karan vahaane tite apoap halu chaaltat!!

Mala tu dilelya dukachi tula ashi shikshaa milo..
Ki tula jordaar susu laagavi,
Ani kuthe karayla jaaga na milo!!..;)

Pratek laal rang Red nasto,
Pratek murda Dead nasto,
Kase saangu pan he kharey ki…
Pratyek jan tumchyasarkha Mad nasto!


Kabi roke muskuraye kabhi muskurakr roye..

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Kabi roke muskuraye kabhi muskurakr roye..
Teri yaad jab bi aayee, tuje bula bulake roye,
Ek tera hi naam tha jisey hazaar baar tha likha..
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…!!

Ab kise key sapne kise key armaan ban jaaye,
Jab kisi ki hansi kisi key muskaan ban jaaye,
Bemisaal pyaar kehtey hain usse,
Jab kisi key saansey kisi ki jaan ban jaaye….

Log kehte hai tum kyun apne pyar ka izhar nahi karte.
Humne kaha jo labzo me bayan ho jaye…
sirf utna hum kisi se pyar nahi karte…….


Tum bin jindagi Suni Se Lagti Hai,

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Tum bin jindagi Suni Se Lagti Hai,
Har pal aduri Si Lagti Hai,
Ab Toh in Saanso Ko Apni Saanso Se Jor Do,
Warna jindagi Kuch Pal Ki Mehmaan Lagti Hai.

Kaash tum chanda aur mey sitaara hota..
Aasman par ek ashiyana humara hota..
Log tume dur bahut dur se dekhte, Aur tumhe chune ka haq sirf humara hota…!!

Lamho Ki Ek Kitab He Zindgi,
Saanso Aur Khyalo Ka Hissab He Zindgi,
Kuch Jarurate Puri Kuch Khwaishe Aduri,
Bas Inhi Sawalo Ka Jawab Hai Zindgi!


Choti Si Dosti..

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Choti Si Dosti..
Anjani Mulakatey..
Pal Bar Mey Khatam Hote Din..
Khayalon Mey Doobi Lambi Raatey..
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyar, Hai Na..??

Dil tutega toh fariyaad karoge tum bhi..
hum na rahe toh humey yaad karoge tum bi..
Aj kehte ho humare paas waqt nahi..
par ek din mere liye waqt barbaad karoge tum bhi..

Apne Dil Mey Tumare Pyar Ki Dastaa Liki Hai,
Na Thodi Na Bahut Tamaam Liki Hai,
Kabi Humare Liye Bi Dua Kar Liya Karo,
Kyo Ki Humne Apni Har Ik Saans Tumhare Naam se Likhi Hai!!


Apse dur rehkr bi

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Apse dur rehkr bi
Apko yaad kiya humane..
Rishto ka hr farz ada kiya humne..
Aj fir sone se pehle apko yad kiya huumne!!

Bahot khobsurat hote hai Wo pal,
jab koi dost sath hote hai,
Lekin usse bi khubsurat hote hai,
Wo lamhe jab dur rahkar bhi.
wo humein yaad karte hai..!!
Good Night frnds!!

Raat kya hui roshnr koh Bhul gaye..
Chand kya nikla suraj koh bhul gaye..
Maana kuch der hum ney aap ko sms nhi kiya..
Toh kya aap humein yaad karna bhul gaye..
So jao abi..gn!!


One of d joys in life,

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One of d joys in life,
Is waking up each day, 
wid thoughts dt somewhere,
Some1 cares enough 2
send a warm morning greeting!
Gud morning kamino!!

Every mornin be thankful 2 God..
dt gives u another day 2 live peacefully,
remember dr is alwayzz some1 somewhre dt is fighting for his life,
Good Morning!!

Evry 1’s life is like a book..
First cover represents d Birth..
Last cover is Death n d cetner pages r all empty..
It’s upto us how 2 fill dos empty pages..
Each day a new page wid adventures 2 exp,
lesson 2 learn & gud deeds 2 replicate.
have A COLORFUL morning evrydy!!


For men who think..

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For men who think..
” a women’s plce is in d kitchn, “
Jst rmembr, dts whr d knifes r kept..:p

ek ladki thi diwane se,
mobile lekar ghumti ti,
sharma key ghabra key woh kuch krti rehti ti,
jabi milti ti mujse hamesha puchti ti ye on kaise hota hai!!!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


World’S Awesome msg 4 frnnds!!

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World’S Awesome msg 4 frnnds!!
I love u, but I’m not ur lover,
i hug u, but I’m not ur life partner,
I care for u,but I’m not 4m ur family..
I’m ready 2 share ur pain but i’m not in
your blood relation
They are… Friends !
A True friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally,Loves you more than a lover.!!


Near or far whrever U’R..

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Near or far whrever U’R..
Ma best wishes are wid U..
Aap jiyo hazaro saal..
May success & joy be urs evry day..
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
Happy Birth Day 2 U!!!

Hum Apke Janamdin pr dete hai yeh dua,
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabi na juda..
Jivan bar saath denge apna he ye vaada,
Tujh pr apni jaan bi denge, apna he ye irada!!

It must have been a rainy day
when u were born
but it wasn’t really rain
the sky was crying becozzz
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday ma love!!!


Doctor: Bachey ko paane dene se pehle boil ker

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Doctor: Bachey ko paane dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Mummy: Lekin Janaab boil karne se bacha
marr toh nhi jaye ga…

Chotu: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Motu: Phir tune kya kiya
Chotu: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Motu: Phir
Chotu: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

Santa fireman hai..
Lady ne call kiya : hello mere ghar aag lagi hai
Fireman Santa : Pani daala ??
Lady : Haan , par aag buji nahi
Fireman Santa: fir hum aa k kya karen ..hum bhi toh pani hi dalenge